The Mighty Bethopolis
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The 20-Something Bridesmaid: Say yes to the bridesmaid dress
The Huffington Post linked to my story! Not just weird robotic content-recycling “websites”… HOORAY!!!!
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OH MY GOD. I have been the Mute Girlfriend at least twice! Maybe more times as a quasi-girlfriend! It was always horrible.
Now I’m in a relationship where we seem to share the power dynamic… But I’ll be on alert, just in case.
(Source: fuckiminmy20s)
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Classic Love Story
Girl meets guy
Drinks 3 old fashioneds
Wakes up with a half-eaten quesadilla in her bed
If I was in this situation, undoubtedly my quesadilla would be opened and the contents strewn in and around my bed. :(
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What Your Nail Polish Color Says About Your Dating Life
Vermillion: nothing!
Lilac: nothing!
Mint Green: nothing!
Black: nothing!
Pale Pink: nothing!
Turquoise: nothing!
Glitter: nothing!
Orange: nothing!
Midnight Blue: nothing!
Sable: nothing!
What about those who don’t wear nail polish?
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haha i love this song. it’s like the anthem of passive aggressive southern bitches.
“if i knew you were comin’ i’d’ve baked a cake… thanks for the heads up, jerk.”
We had to sing this in music class in elementary school… I remember being really unsure of how it pertained to my life, as I was more familiar with Disney jams and Motown at that tender age.
(Source: deliciousnachos)
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The Worst Thing You Can Say to Your Girlfriend During a Fight
(Do you like the picture?)
YEEEESSSSSSS, I hate being told to
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IUDs, or A Detailed Guide to Long-Term Sperm Scarecrows
If they only had a heart [it would be very startling]
Hooray!!
(Source: thehairpin)
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IUDs, or A Detailed Guide to Long-Term Sperm Scarecrows
If they only had a heart [it would be very startling]
Hooray!!](http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0s8hcB7VS1r3itmlo1_500.jpg)
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Really important tip here, guys:
When you hit adulthood, you’ll realize no...
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One thing I worry about when I think about my future as a writer (besides what to do with ALL OF...
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LOOK WHO WON AN OSCAR TONIGHT!!!!!!
Well, look who was nominated for an...
